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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 03:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

No way

No go.

Is the Moon the Next Billionaire’s Playground? A Trillion Dollars Worth of Platinum Is Waiting - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Random Eagles notes: Bryce Huff trade perhaps signals some confidence in Azeez Ojulari - PhillyVoice

So they tried

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Do you think Christine Lagarde will be headed and will be heading for success in the next French presidential elections starting as soon as 2027?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

A cautious culture cost Novo Nordisk its lead in the obesity drug race, former employees say - statnews.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?