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10.06.2025 11:05
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
So they tried
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
Still no good
Still no good.
Then came..
What caused the stock market to crash?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...